Nineveh
Merely Christian
Originally posted by Lucky
I notice the body of Christ here at TOL needs to do a few little relaxation exercises. Just to ease the frustration of dealing with complete morons, such as atheists, agnostics, pope-followers, satan-worshippers, democrats, and liberals. I came up with a list of ten simple exercises. Okay yall, here goes.
Exercise one:
Take a deep breath, that's it, and exhale.
:sigh:
Exercise two:
Do a few stretches and toe-touches.
:bow:
Exercise three:
Do some cardiovascular training.
:bannana: ... :jump: ... :sheep:
Exercise four:
Laughter -- does the body good.
:chuckle: ... :crackup: ... :darwinsm:
Exercise five:
Call a buddy to join you for some tea or hot chocolate. NO BEER.
:Slippery: ... :cheers:
Exercise six:
Go for a walk with your dog. Or in this case, let your dog take you for a walk.
Exercise seven:
Bang your head against the wall, but just until you don't feel the pain anymore.
:bang:
Exercise eight.
Go outside and yell, scream, and shout into the wind.
:sozo: ~~ ~~
Exercise nine.
Turn the music up loud, take the nearest rolling pin, and bang a few pots and pans.
:singer: ... :guitar: ... :sibbie: ... :drum:
And never forget the most important exercise...
Exercise ten.
Get on your knees, bow your head, and say a little prayer.
Congratulations, you've successfully finished Anger Management. It may be helpful to print out this post and tape it to the wall above your computer, or if you use a Mac, above that thing. That way anytime you are about to make a post that could easily get you banned, just go through the Anger Management exercises until you are calm and rational again.
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:ha: :lucky: