New TOL members READ THIS!!!

Nathon Detroit

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If you are new to TOL and like what you see please consider upgrading your account. Premium memberships start at 8 cents per day!

Premium memberships help TOL stay online! Premium memberships also enhance your TOL experience.

Here are the benefits to getting a premium membership at TheologyOnLine....

1. Ability to SHOUT in the Shoutbox!!!

2. Exclusive access to "Fat Sam's private club" (a forum for subscribers)

3. Added forum capabilities such as....

- ability to post attachments to posts (like images)
- can delete own posts (unless its the first post in a thread)
- can move own threads to other forums
- can open and close own threads
- can post polls
- can use "message tracking"
- can deny others message tracking
- can post PUBLIC events on TOL calendar

4. Subscribers also get 10 times the disk space in the TOL image gallery.

5. Add images to your signature! (NEW!)

6. We will always be adding more things for TOL subscribers as we think of them!!! Some exciting new benefits are just around the corner!

7. Upload images to the gallery without waiting for admin approval.

8. Get secret TOL info before regular users!!!

9. Chance to win upcoming prizes and be in contests for prizes.

10. First consideration for moderatorship.

11. First consideration for Battle Royales.

12. Much more!!!

For only pennies per day click here to upgrade your account today!
 
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Poly

Blessed beyond measure
Staff member
Administrator
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Gold Subscriber
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Hall of Fame
Originally posted by Greywolf

Click here to learn even more about the benefits of being a subscriber.
I doubt that non subscribers can learn much from clicking that link.

So become a subscriber so you can click on the link and learn more about how to be a subscriber. :hammer: :D
 

Lucky

New member
Hall of Fame
How about sharing a few thread titles from the Subscriber's area...

SShhhh.... secret news...
Is Jefferson gay?
I'm converting to Islam
SOTK is having a.....
Knight hates me!
Knight is a drunk (TOL SCANDAL UNCOVERED)
IT'S A B-O-Y!!!
Pics of Freak's wife & Britney Spears
Now guess who's pregnant!


and my personal favorite...

This Could Get Me Banned :D
 

Poly

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Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
Gold Subscriber
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And the pictures.....

:)noid: I know, I know, I shouldn't try and get people to subscribe, using this tactic but.......)


Oh the pictures!!! :darwinsm:
 

Lighthouse

The Dark Knight
Gold Subscriber
Hall of Fame
Originally posted by Lucky

How about sharing a few thread titles from the Subscriber's area...

SShhhh.... secret news...
Is Jefferson gay?
I'm converting to Islam
SOTK is having a.....
Knight hates me!
Knight is a drunk (TOL SCANDAL UNCOVERED)
IT'S A B-O-Y!!!
Pics of Freak's wife & Britney Spears
Now guess who's pregnant!


and my personal favorite...

This Could Get Me Banned :D
What? You couldn't provide links, for those of us who are subscribers?:nono:
 

BillyBob

BANNED
Banned
Originally posted by Lucky

How about sharing a few thread titles from the Subscriber's area...

SShhhh.... secret news...
Is Jefferson gay?
I'm converting to Islam
SOTK is having a.....
Knight hates me!
Knight is a drunk (TOL SCANDAL UNCOVERED)
IT'S A B-O-Y!!!
Pics of Freak's wife & Britney Spears
Now guess who's pregnant!


and my personal favorite...

This Could Get Me Banned :D


:darwinsm: I missed that the first time around!
 

Nathon Detroit

LIFETIME MEMBER
LIFETIME MEMBER
Originally posted by BillyBob

Better yet, if I send you $50, will you take away the 45 second wait between posts for ME?
:D

The 45 seconds wait applies to everyone equally (except me and Turbo).

I have that set to 45 seconds because our bandwidth was going through the roof. The forum was being used as a chat!

However... I can be bought.

If you send me $1000 I will take the limit down to 10 seconds. :eek:
 
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