Museum Curator Dr. Kirk Johnson: I Might Not Exist!

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Museum Curator Dr. Kirk Johnson: I Might Not Exist!

This is the show from Monday, February 13th, 2006


BEST QUOTE OF THE SHOW:
I said, "Dr. Johnson, you intuitively fear God and so your refusing to admit truth is because you know where truth will lead you. Truth will lead you to the God of truth."

And that's where he doesn't want to go. So to throw an intellectual tantrum and say, "I don't know if I exist" - well, and they're afraid if they admit that, what that means. That means there is truth. And they don't want to admit truth.
 
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Jefferson said:
Museum Curator Dr. Kirk Johnson: I Might Not Exist!

Monday February 13th, 2006. This is show # 31.

BEST QUOTE OF THE SHOW:



He has staked his life and his reputation on the "truth" of evolution and the "certainty" of the "fallacy" of God and creation. Yet he is not sure that he, himself exists. :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: Stop it, you're killing me!!!!! You just can't make this kind of stuff up. This is absolutely hysterical!
Bob seems to have a talent for bringing out the absolute worst in some people.
 

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jeremiah said:
He has staked his life and his reputation on the "truth" of evolution and the "certainty" of the "fallacy" of God and creation. Yet he is not sure that he, himself exists. :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm: Stop it, you're killing me!!!!! You just can't make this kind of stuff up. This is absolutely hysterical!
Bob seems to have a talent for bringing out the absolute worst in some people.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Congratulations Dr. Johnson, you don't exist & neither do I. Bob definitely has an amazing talent for pointing people to their own stupidity.

:darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm:
 

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Jefferson said:
Museum Curator Dr. Kirk Johnson: I Might Not Exist!

Monday February 13th, 2006. This is show # 31.

BEST QUOTE OF THE SHOW:

I was standing 5 feet away from Dr. Johnson when he said this. I seriously had to bite my lip to not bust out laughing. I have no idea how Bob could keep a straight face. One thing that struck me was that earlier the tour guide "Bill" had called out Dr Johnson and asked him if he believed in evolution. He said emphatically, so all could hear, "absolutely". Pretty shocking to later hear that he wasn't sure he believed that he himself existed, when he "absolutely" believed in evolution. :hammer:
 

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Emo said:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Congratulations Dr. Johnson, you don't exist & neither do I. Bob definitely has an amazing talent for pointing people to their own stupidity.

:darwinsm: :darwinsm: :darwinsm:

Actually, Pastor Enyart has an amazing talent for being able to use his show to point out those things he wishes to point out, those things which "prove" his world view. He continues to show an absolutely absymal command of science.
 

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Program was just lots of ridicule of evolution (sans contrary evidence) and Bob’s old “do you exist” pantomime.

But I did get something out of it. If I come up with a really smooth sounding spiel that bashes evolution and makes fundamentalists feel the warm fuzzies, can I also make a living ridiculing science? Looks like the evolution museum scene in Denver is already covered, and I understand someone has already jumped on the “WOW the Christians with a pretend dinosaur dig” opportunity.

Maybe I could make some effective Stanley Miller takeoffs, in which the fundies would pretend to be scientists in a lab, white lab coats and all. They could mix simple chemicals together and zap them with lots of flashing lights and sparks and such. When it is over, there would just be some sludge with some amino acids comes left, which I could compress into cute tokens that the attendees could buy. They could show them to their atheistic friends to show how silly it is to say life arose naturally.

I might need some coaching to make my dialogue Biblically correct (but I promise to not to try to laugh while giving it.) (And there would be no expectation that the attendees really understand science, in fact it would be more effective if they don’t.) And I really, definitely, absolutely exist (I think).

Goal - to get in on the action with those who have found fundies will pay for these things. I will not only get rich, but maybe I could fund some real science research labs (DANGER – REAL SCIENCE _ NO FUNDIES ALLOWED).
 

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ThePhy said:
Maybe I could make some effective Stanley Miller takeoffs, in which the fundies would pretend to be scientists in a lab, white lab coats and all. They could mix simple chemicals together and zap them with lots of flashing lights and sparks and such. When it is over, there would just be some sludge with some amino acids comes left, which I could compress into cute tokens that the attendees could buy. They could show them to their atheistic friends to show how silly it is to say life arose naturally.
Maybe you could spend 7.5 million dollars to create an exhibit at a museum where you tell people that life has been created in a lab, and have on display an ACTUAL beaker as proof. Then you could have a replica of Lucy and you could make the focal point of that display that Lucy's feet are just like humans and not apes. Of course you'd have to hide the fact that Lucy's feet weren't found. At the end of every tour you could insist that everything on display was accurate but that you weren't sure if you personnally existed. Actually forget it, someone beat you to that one too.
 

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Vaquero45 said:
I was standing 5 feet away from Dr. Johnson when he said this. I seriously had to bite my lip to not bust out laughing. I have no idea how Bob could keep a straight face. One thing that struck me was that earlier the tour guide "Bill" had called out Dr Johnson and asked him if he believed in evolution. He said emphatically, so all could hear, "absolutely". Pretty shocking to later hear that he wasn't sure he believed that he himself existed, when he "absolutely" believed in evolution. :hammer:
I also was there when he said it. Pretty sad.
 

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ThePhy said:
I understand someone has already jumped on the “WOW the Christians with a pretend dinosaur dig” opportunity.
I don't understand this comment. What are you talking about?
 

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ThePhy said:
Program was just lots of ridicule of evolution (sans contrary evidence) and Bob’s old “do you exist” pantomime.

But I did get something out of it. If I come up with a really smooth sounding spiel that bashes evolution and makes fundamentalists feel the warm fuzzies, can I also make a living ridiculing science? Looks like the evolution museum scene in Denver is already covered, and I understand someone has already jumped on the “WOW the Christians with a pretend dinosaur dig” opportunity.

Maybe I could make some effective Stanley Miller takeoffs, in which the fundies would pretend to be scientists in a lab, white lab coats and all. They could mix simple chemicals together and zap them with lots of flashing lights and sparks and such. When it is over, there would just be some sludge with some amino acids comes left, which I could compress into cute tokens that the attendees could buy. They could show them to their atheistic friends to show how silly it is to say life arose naturally.

I might need some coaching to make my dialogue Biblically correct (but I promise to not to try to laugh while giving it.) (And there would be no expectation that the attendees really understand science, in fact it would be more effective if they don’t.) And I really, definitely, absolutely exist (I think).

Goal - to get in on the action with those who have found fundies will pay for these things. I will not only get rich, but maybe I could fund some real science research labs (DANGER – REAL SCIENCE _ NO FUNDIES ALLOWED).

Are you defending the displays and/or saying the tour guide made no significant points at all? Do cartoons, paintings, and dioramas pass as "REAL SCIENCE" in your view? Are you defending the Stanley Miller display that leads people to believe life was formed in a lab? The exhibit does a fine job of ridiculing "science" on it's own. You are offended that someone has the nerve to point it out. The exhibit in question would be better placed in the Denver Art Museum.

Oh, and Bob didn't mime the "do you exist" dialogue. He must have forgot his face paint and white gloves. As much as I like Bob, if he starts miming his sermons I will quickly find a new church. :)
 

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Do KJ, JJ & P Exist?

Do KJ, JJ & P Exist?

Jukia, Johnny, and ThePhy,

I was wondering if you could each weigh in on these two questions:

CuratorExistsQ1: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (each separately): Can you, without equivocation, indicate whether or not you exist?

CuratorExistsQ2: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (separately): If my report is accurate (that curator of the Denver Museum of Nature and Science, Dr. Kirk Johnson, when asked repeatedly, could not affirm that he exists), does this undermine Dr. Johnson's credibility as a scientist?

Dyin' to hear back :) !

-Bob Enyart
 

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Just curious Bob - what is your evidence to prove your existence to another?
 
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Do you guys exist, and if so, please answer CEQ2...

Do you guys exist, and if so, please answer CEQ2...

koban said:
Just curious Bob - what is your evidence to prove your existence to another?
Fair question. See BR VII against Zakath for the answer. I'm not going to answer it because I want to keep the focus on the topic and questions at hand.

And Koban, you could feel free to answer CEQ1 & CEQ2:

CuratorExistsQ1: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (each separately): Can you, without equivocation, indicate whether or not you exist?

CuratorExistsQ2: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (separately): If my report is accurate (that curator of the Denver Museum of Nature and Science, Dr. Kirk Johnson, when asked repeatedly, could not affirm that he exists), does this undermine Dr. Johnson's credibility as a scientist?

Still Dyin' to hear back !

-Bob
 

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Fair question. See BR VII against Zakath for the answer. I'm not going to answer it because I want to keep the focus on the topic and questions at hand.

And Koban, you could feel free to answer CEQ1 & CEQ2:

OK! :thumb:

CuratorExistsQ1: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (each separately): Can you, without equivocation, indicate whether or not you exist?

Yep!

CuratorExistsQ2: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (separately): If my report is accurate (that curator of the Denver Museum of Nature and Science, Dr. Kirk Johnson, when asked repeatedly, could not affirm that he exists), does this undermine Dr. Johnson's credibility as a scientist?

Nope!





Thanks for letting me play!
 

ThePhy

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Dyin' for Bob

Dyin' for Bob

From BobE:
CuratorExistsQ1: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (each separately): Can you, without equivocation, indicate whether or not you exist?
I exist.
CuratorExistsQ2: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (separately): If my report is accurate (that curator of the Denver Museum of Nature and Science, Dr. Kirk Johnson, when asked repeatedly, could not affirm that he exists), does this undermine Dr. Johnson's credibility as a scientist?
Descartes, one of your Christian founding fathers of science did not find your question as trivial to answer as you seem to think it is. Would you have called into question Descartes mental competence if he did not respond freely with what you seem to think is the only logical answer?

As to Dr. Johnson, I have no idea of what he thought you were getting at. In those occasional opportunities when I speak with non-specialists, I am almost never asked questions of that sort. I would probably suspect, as Dr. Johnson may have, that the question was trying to lead into some kind of philosophical trap, which indeed it was.

My question – how much of the science that was presented in that museum was Dr. Johnson the primary originator of? He may have been instrumental in what to display and how to lay it out, but the underlying science that it was trying to represent – how much of that depended in any way on what answers he gave about his own views on his existence? In fact, if the truth be known, in asking the existence questions of him, wasn’t it your intention to undermine his credibility as a scientist?
Still Dyin' to hear back !
Just think, the animals that became many of the fossils in that museum did their dyin' many millions of years ago as a prelude to you and your flock viewing them. You should feel honored and appreciative to them.
 

ThePhy

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From GuySmiley:
Maybe you could spend 7.5 million dollars to create an exhibit at a museum …
No no no, that is much too pricey to start. I figure just a room in my garage where I could set up some test tubes and beakers from my old chemistry set, some kitchen chemicals, and an old auto ignition coil for the spark. The huge auditorium and big buildings come later, after I have fleeced some of the Christian flock.
where you tell people that life has been created in a lab …
Hmm, doing the abiogenesis thing in real time will have to wait till I get some starving Freshman fundamentalists as lab assistants. Sorry.
and have on display an ACTUAL beaker as proof
Hey, I’ll even sell the ACTUAL beaker. One for every paying guest.
Then you could have a replica of Lucy and you could make the focal point of that display
Sorry, Linus said absolutely not.
Lucy's feet are just like humans and not apes.
Linus said her feet smell like apes, but they are disgustingly little girlish.
Of course you'd have to hide the fact that Lucy's feet weren't found.
WHAT? You need to check your Sunday comics again. Both Linus’ and Lucy’s feet are there, clear as day.
At the end of every tour you could insist that everything on display was accurate but that you weren't sure if you personally existed.
I like that. Can I hire you as an artistic consultant?
Actually forget it, someone beat you to that one too.
Shucks, you’re probably right. The Hovinds and Enyarts of the world have probably already fleeced about as much of the flock as can be floosed. Back to the drawing board. Thanks anyway.
 

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CuratorExistsQ1: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (each separately): Can you, without equivocation, indicate whether or not you exist?
ThePhy said:
Correct. So far Phy, you're scoring 100%, A+.

CuratorExistsQ2: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy (separately): If my report is accurate (that curator of the Denver Museum of Nature and Science, Dr. Kirk Johnson, when asked repeatedly, could not affirm that he exists), does this undermine Dr. Johnson's credibility as a scientist?
ThePhy said:
No Answer. Now Phy, you've brought your average down to 50%, for a final score of... F.

However slow Descartes may have been or not, his Cogito ergo sum, "I think therefore I am," is sufficient to prove one's own existence. Phy, the question of whether I exist, or you, or Captain Kirk (Johnson), that question, for each of us, is a trivial question. If I had no other proof of its triviality, I could maintain it by the fact that even you were able to answer it :) . If someone is slow to figure out if he or she exists, if that makes you think the question is non-trivial, then I'm happy to let that stand as the difference between you and me, and our abilities to admit reality.
ThePhy said:
Would you have called into question Descartes' mental competence if he did not respond freely with what you seem to think is the only logical answer? (emphasis added)
"I exist," IS THE ONLY logical answer. Don't equivocate Phy.

And I certainly didn't intend to question Captain Kirk's IQ. It was his intellectual temper tantrum that I exposed. And that tantrum was sparked by his fear. Surely you agree that many atheists/secularists/evolutionists refuse to unequivocally admit the existence of truth. (Remember Zakath in BR VII equivocated as to whether truth exists: for the purpose of this debate; as defined here by a tautology; etc.). Admitting truth gets an atheist much too close for comfort to the Lord's words, "I am Truth." Hence, many of them even fear truth itself. Thus their real fight is not with us Christians, it's with truth itself.
ThePhy said:
As to Dr. Johnson, I have no idea of what he thought you were getting at... I would probably suspect, as Dr. Johnson may have, that the question was trying to lead into some kind of philosophical trap, which indeed it was.
His existence. I was getting at his existence. (After all, when I debate someone who doesn't exist, I use a different approach ;) .) And if, indeed, he could admit that he existed, that would be a statement of truth, and hence, of common ground between us, that we could both admit the truth of our own existence, and hence, we admit truth.

And really Phy, regardles of WHAT Captain Kirk thought I was getting at, REALLY NOW, should that cause him to doubt his own existence? My, what power we theists have over weaker vessels. Captain Kirk should be sufficiently self-assured of his own existence that a little sparing with a creationist should not cause him to waiver. No? And that, in front of a crowd... AND a reporter for the Colorado Springs Gazette!

And so, Phy, you think it's a philosophical trap to admit that you exist? Huh! Then why step into such a trap yourself? What? All of a sudden you've found the courage to risk debate with me on the existence of truth, i.e., on my chosen turf? (After all, you'd have far more room to obfuscate on the nature of time than on the existence of truth.)

And then Phy, you obfuscated about "how much of the science that was presented in that museum was Dr. Johnson the primary originator of?" That's irrelevant to the question that Phy didn't answer. I'll ask the question in another way:

CuratorExistsQ2a: If Doctor Kirk cannot affirm his own existence without equivocation, does this undermine his credibility as a scientist?

Phy, I'd love for you to answer CE2, and CE2a.

And finally:
ThePhy said:
If the truth be known, in asking the existence questions of him, wasn’t it your intention to undermine his credibility as a scientist?
Truth is known. And in this case: OF COURSE. You've uncovered another sinister plot. Imagine that. I figured I could undermine his credibility by getting him to admit he doubts his own existence. And of all the unlikely absurdities, that wild, long-shot gambit worked! And another atheist illustrates that atheism leads unbelievers, kicking and screaming, inexorably toward its logical conclusion: utter ignorance.

-Bob Enyart
 
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Jukia, CEQ2 is feeling neglected...

Jukia, CEQ2 is feeling neglected...

Jukia said:
I exist.
No comment on the relationship between Dr. Kirk and his credibility as a scientist.
Jukia's Grade:

CuratorExistsQ1: Pass.
CuratorExistsQ2: Fail

Average: 50% = F

So far JJP can't bring themselves to answer CEQ2. And CEQ2a has even less wiggle room, so it'll be fun to watch them not answer that one either.

CuratorExistsQ2: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy: If my report is accurate (that curator of the Denver Museum of Nature and Science, Dr. Kirk Johnson, when asked repeatedly, could not affirm that he exists), does this undermine Dr. Johnson's credibility as a scientist?

CuratorExistsQ2a: If Doctor Kirk cannot affirm his own existence without equivocation, does this undermine his credibility as a scientist?

And in case Johnny, Jukia, and Phy are refusing to answer CEQ2 just because they can't get themselves to undermine the credibility of one particular evolutionist, then let's make the question generic, CEQ2b, and not refer to Doctor Kirk.

CuratorExistsQ2b: If any scientist cannot affirm his own existence without equivocation, does this undermine his credibility as a scientist?
Please circle one: Yes / No / I don't know

Come on guys! Just do it! Answer!

-Bob Enyart.
 
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