Letsargue
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I’ve watched you all play Christian for a long time now, so now let’s really play your game, and let’s play it right, YOU AND I. – You know how it goes, the rapture and all. You all disagree somewhat on the details of the rapture, but I think we all can get it together and play a good game of Christian.
Let’s say that just before the bugger man is loosed out of his snake pit; all you good people are raptured up to Heaven; that is if there is any one good enough to be raptured. According to God there’s not any, but we can see. It won’t be the first time that God has LIED now will it? – WELL, someone’s God has lied; let’s put it that way. ---- Romans 3:10-12 KJV ------ We’ll see!
I think we’ll play Christian this way; -- 1 Corinthians15:24 KJV ------ Let’s have it that the Son of man delivers the Kingdom back to the Father, and that will be the RAPTURE! – I’m sure that fits some of you all’s doctrine, it doesn’t really matter now does it? – I think he does that in a moment and twinkling of an eye, so watch and wait for it, it’s going to be quick! – Cross your fingers, and HOPE that you are among the ones raptured.
The son of man; -- HUmmmm, -- My daddy was a man, and I’m the son of him, and that makes me a son of man, - My, - how quaint! – We’ll play it that way, and I’ll deliver the Church back to my Heavenly Dad. – It’s just a game now, so I can make it anyway I want it, Right!
WOOPPSSSS, WWOOooopppssssss, -- HERE IT IS, AND THEIR THEY GOOOoooo!
Wow! – They’ve gone back to the Father. – I Guess all you gooood people got RAPTURED. – If you’re still here, what does that mean? – I’m too foolish to know what’s next for those of you who are still here. - I think you get caught up into the great tribulation that’s about to happen, HUHH! ---- Hey, I have an idea, -- start listening to see if there might be just a few that were really raptured and can’t be found. How about it? ---- It’s just a GAME THOUGH! - None of this can be real. It wouldn’t have really happened the way you thought it would happened. You see, Christ has nothing to say about it. You guys do it all in some name that you don’t even know. ---- But anyhow, the Church has been raptured and the rest of you are still here, and weren’t raptured, that’s real COOL!
Don’t forget to check the news to see if there are some gooder folks missing. – We’re going to really have fun playing Christian for the next few years. ----- AAAHHHHH, you don’t want to play any more? – Well, you have no choice, - you’re Christians remember? – You can’t just stop playing Christian! – In the games you’ve always played, and you talked about the Left Behind of the rapture. – Now that you’re the “left behind”, you don’t want to play any longer. AAHHH, he that endures unto the end, the same shall be --- aaHHHh; gets what coming to him.
Paul – 081210
Let’s say that just before the bugger man is loosed out of his snake pit; all you good people are raptured up to Heaven; that is if there is any one good enough to be raptured. According to God there’s not any, but we can see. It won’t be the first time that God has LIED now will it? – WELL, someone’s God has lied; let’s put it that way. ---- Romans 3:10-12 KJV ------ We’ll see!
I think we’ll play Christian this way; -- 1 Corinthians15:24 KJV ------ Let’s have it that the Son of man delivers the Kingdom back to the Father, and that will be the RAPTURE! – I’m sure that fits some of you all’s doctrine, it doesn’t really matter now does it? – I think he does that in a moment and twinkling of an eye, so watch and wait for it, it’s going to be quick! – Cross your fingers, and HOPE that you are among the ones raptured.
The son of man; -- HUmmmm, -- My daddy was a man, and I’m the son of him, and that makes me a son of man, - My, - how quaint! – We’ll play it that way, and I’ll deliver the Church back to my Heavenly Dad. – It’s just a game now, so I can make it anyway I want it, Right!
WOOPPSSSS, WWOOooopppssssss, -- HERE IT IS, AND THEIR THEY GOOOoooo!
Wow! – They’ve gone back to the Father. – I Guess all you gooood people got RAPTURED. – If you’re still here, what does that mean? – I’m too foolish to know what’s next for those of you who are still here. - I think you get caught up into the great tribulation that’s about to happen, HUHH! ---- Hey, I have an idea, -- start listening to see if there might be just a few that were really raptured and can’t be found. How about it? ---- It’s just a GAME THOUGH! - None of this can be real. It wouldn’t have really happened the way you thought it would happened. You see, Christ has nothing to say about it. You guys do it all in some name that you don’t even know. ---- But anyhow, the Church has been raptured and the rest of you are still here, and weren’t raptured, that’s real COOL!
Don’t forget to check the news to see if there are some gooder folks missing. – We’re going to really have fun playing Christian for the next few years. ----- AAAHHHHH, you don’t want to play any more? – Well, you have no choice, - you’re Christians remember? – You can’t just stop playing Christian! – In the games you’ve always played, and you talked about the Left Behind of the rapture. – Now that you’re the “left behind”, you don’t want to play any longer. AAHHH, he that endures unto the end, the same shall be --- aaHHHh; gets what coming to him.
Paul – 081210
