It was decided at the Smackadelphian Council A.D. 2008 that all Orthos are heretics for rejecting the Smackadelphian Creed...
We, then, following Jesus Christ, all with one consent, teach men that they need to be smacked out of their religious isms and unbiblical ortho boxies, and accept the simplicity of the gospel, which results in Christ in You - the hope of Glory! Jesus, the Son of God, who, having a divine nature, humbled Himself and came into the world in the likeness of sinful flesh, and in the appearance of a man, reconciled the world unto Himself by dying for our sins on the cross, was buried in a tomb, and rose on the third day, where He now is seated in the heavenlies!
