Knight's Pick 12-04-2008

[Nathon Detroit]

:ha: clever and funny!

In the "New Thread" thread I got off topic (whatever the topic might have been :squint: ) and thought it might be interesting and not a little amusing to parody our community in a completely fabricated (though containing some element of truth, as humor always does) conversation. Feel free to add to the conversation, but the only rule is that you can't post as yourself. Feel free to pick up where I left off or change the subject altogether. The goal is just to get a chuckle...

By the way, and remembering that I'm a bigoted new thread hater, would anyone be offended if I called this thread retarded?

Uh... :wave: Why all the hate, chickenman? You trying to earn a trip to my iggie list?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Frequently and without cessation: Granite is so gay.

If he is, he should die. And so should everyone else who doesn't see the fallacy of the consequent.

Oh he will. Trust me. Of AIDS. Soon.

Him, and 2/3 of everyone else I've ever met...

I don't believe that AIDS is dangerous. So for me it's not.

Did someone say 'gay'? Yoohoo! Granite! :wave:

Guys, can we talk about something else? Like the 9,364,678th incarnation of my user page? I only need 4 more page hits to get to 40,000.

I can see I've upset you, Heretic. It must be because I'm awesome and wicked argumentative. And smart. And I don't believe in your imaginary artifact 'god.' Oh...and you're rude.

This forum STINKS like old Air Jordans!!

:mmph: Did someone say "Air Jordans?!" :banned:

:mock: OctoberKissed...his backside goodbye :chuckle:

:mock: OctoberMist Neg rep the spammer!!

:chicken: --- :dog: --- :nascar:

You're joking, right?

We don't do that here.

What'd I miss?

:first: :rotfl:

 

[assuranceagent]

:roses: Hey! And here I thought I was only amusing myself!

I'm flattered. Thanks :cloud9:

 

[Town Heretic]

:doh: Oh no, Knight, do you realize what you've done? :nono:

It's like giving Psalmist Pixie Stix...

Congrats AA! :chuckle:

 

[Psalmist]

:doh: Oh no, Knight, do you realize what you've done? :nono:

It's like giving Psalmist Pixie Stix...

Congrats AA! :chuckle:

:noid: Psalmist :noid:

:kiss: Pixie Stix :kiss:

:mmph:

:madmad: Rats! No Pixie Dust :madmad:

:roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses:. .Seriously, nice work AA. .:roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: :roses: . .

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[elohiym]

Great pick! :thumb:

 

[Maximeee]

:BRAVO:

 

[Stripe]

:rotfl:

 

[FellowServant]

That's a good pick. I had a good laugh out of that one. :BRAVO:

 

[chickenman]

Congrats, Dub-AY!