Originally posted by Hilston
Originally posted by Clete Pfeiffer
Jim,
The following five things are true of ducks.
They...
1. Quack
2. Waddle when they walk
3. Constantly flap their wings in flight (except when landing)
4. Spend most of their time on water
5. Migrate seasonally
If all five of these points describe you then you are a duck.
Resting in Him,
Clete
Well, now that my Duckism has been exposed, I might as well tell you why I avoid talking about it. It's embarrassing that we Duckists are unable to come up with a handy acronym for our 5-points of Duckism. QWCSM is much harder to say than TULIP. For now we Duckists just sound it out phonetically as "Kwakism," but it sounds funny.
Please be gentle. We Duckists are sensitive about our waddling and constant wing-flapping.
