Originally posted by Sozo
Originally posted by Yorzhik
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsieroll center of a tootsiepop?
Depends on the individual licker.
God has predetermined the size and licking ability of every tongue, not to mention the saliva content and acidity. He, of course, must also set the day and time for each lick, and the exact temperature of the location of each elected licker. Not everyone licks, nor has everyone been chosen to lick. Only truly appointed lickers will ever know the joy of the center of a tootsiepop, and those who have been destined to be mere suckers can never share in their journey.
