Originally posted by BillyBob
Gerald;
"::While leaving the stage, Gerald kicks BillyBob's dog::
Then, of course, Billy's dog rips Gerald's leg from it's socket and starts running circles around Gerald who is screaming in agony and bleeding all over the place. Billy's dog, 'Geedubya', shakes the dismembered limb violently and smacks Gerald in the head with his own bloody leg. Gerald, fading quickly from loss of blood, reaches out for the dog who promptly removes his arm. Now One-Armed-Gerald, the former bi-ped, starts to drift out of conciousness. As he does, he faintly hears Jeff Foxworthy as he rifles off endless redneck jokes.
Nighty night, Gerald.
