Originally posted by october
Here's baseball..... you sit on the bench for a long time, then you get up, walk to the plate, tap it with your bat, take a couple practice swings, wait for the pitch, swing at it, back up and spit, scratch your crotch, walk up to the plate, wing again, maybe if you connect you get to run 90 feet (or maybe up to 360 feet if you're lucky), then you get to sit down for a while again.
