Posted by BillyBob:
Romance tip #1
Get her really drunk.
Romance tip #2
Don't talk about her younger, cuter sister.
Romance Tip #3
Tell her you are wealthy and are the heir of a large fortune.
Romance Tip #4
When she talks to you, pretend you are listening and actually care what she is yacking, I mean talking about.
Romance Tip #5
When she asks; "Does this dress make me look fat"?
You need to answer; "No, your fat makes you look fat"!
Romance Tip #6
Take her back to your place so she can cook you a nice meal and clean your house before you get her a cab to take her home.
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Romance tip #1
Get her really drunk.
Romance tip #2
Don't talk about her younger, cuter sister.
Romance Tip #3
Tell her you are wealthy and are the heir of a large fortune.
Romance Tip #4
When she talks to you, pretend you are listening and actually care what she is yacking, I mean talking about.
Romance Tip #5
When she asks; "Does this dress make me look fat"?
You need to answer; "No, your fat makes you look fat"!
Romance Tip #6
Take her back to your place so she can cook you a nice meal and clean your house before you get her a cab to take her home.
CONTEXT
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