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In a surprise attack against "capitalist Americans" Islamic Terrorist groups banded together and bought up every available Sony Playstation 3 game console.
"This will keep Americans very sad during the Christmas season" said Muhammad Genji. Reports are that the terrorist groups bought all of the estimated 250,000-400,00 units that were made available to various retail outlets across the US.
"This was not easy" stated Muhammad Gaiden "Some of us had to wait in line for several days with very little food or water. It was so cold in line I have to light my Keffiyeh of fire and rub my hands over the flames." However Muhammad did admit this wasn't as bad as other terrorist duties... "I guess it beats blowing yourself up in a crowded market."
A statement released by the coordinated terrorists organizations revealed that this terrorist plot was an attempt at discouraging Americans that were looking forward to getting the hot Sony game consoles for Christmas "We will now suck the fun out of Christmas for all Americans!" When asked what the terrorist organizations were planning on doing with all the game consoles one source was quoted as stating... "We might try our hand at Call of Duty 3 or possibly Grand Theft Auto IV. After that we are not sure, we may build a shrine out of them or possibly sell them on eBay."
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