Former President Obama has endorsed Joe Biden

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In breaking news, President Obama, 46 years old when he won his party's nomination for President in 2008, back when Joe Biden was 65 years old and his running mate, has finally agreed that Biden, now 77, is ready to be President.

"I honestly didn't think he'd ever really be ready, but happily I was wrong," said the former President, now 58, still seven years younger than Biden was in 2008.​
 

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What on earth is the DNC going to do?

I'm betting on a brokered convention that replaces Biden with Cuomo :chuckle:


perhaps a class action lawsuit from every registered voter in the country against the DNC for propagating this travesty?
 

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Confused Biden Announces He Is Dropping Out Of Race, Endorses Joe Biden



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By The Hard Times Staff | March 4, 2020


LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today, throwing his weight behind moderate front runner Joe Biden, following a strong Super Tuesday showing.




“This election is too important for us to remain a divided field, which is why I’m so proud to announce today I am ending my presidential campaign and endorsing Joe Biden for the first president of the United States,” Biden said to a crowd of supporters smiling and nodding along awkwardly. “Because no one messes with Joe! Now I just have one question for all of you: let’s keep rolling forward.”





Biden went on to explain that although he didn’t see a clear path to the nomination for himself, helping consolidate the moderate lane behind Joe Biden gave the Vice President a great chance to win. He thanked all of his supporters for helping him get this far, and now that he is out, encouraged them to carry on the fight for Joe Biden

CNN Pundit David Axelrod was shocked to see somehow the move worked brilliantly, instantly doubling Joe Biden’s support.

“Anderson, we’ve seen many candidates drop out and endorse Joe, moving his numbers up. But we never imagined Joe could drop out and endorse Joe, instantly giving himself twice the level of support he once had. This is a brilliant move,” said Axelrod. “A move like this just proves that Bernie Sanders’ socialist message isn’t working and that the American people have spoken.”




At press time, aides were rotating Joe around so that he would be facing the podium for his next rally.
 

Aimiel

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I saw a meme that showed Obama leaning over to talk to Biden and the caption read: "Obama: 'I've endorsed you, Joe.' Biden: 'For what?'
 

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Absent all other considerations, who would seem to be more suited to the most demanding job on the planet - the guy who will be 82 at the end of his first term or the guy who will be 78 at the end of his second term?

my contention is that Biden's age should automatically remove him from consideration
 

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Absent all other considerations, who would seem to be more suited to the most demanding job on the planet - the guy who will be 82 at the end of his first term or the guy who will be 78 at the end of his second term?

my contention is that Biden's age should automatically remove him from consideration

It's not his age, it's his mental problems.

How much of an insult is Obama's endorsement now that Joe is the only Dem left in the race?
 

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It's not his age, it's his mental problems.

How much of an insult is Obama's endorsement now that Joe is the only Dem left in the race?


bammy: "...through all his trials he's never once forgotten the values or the moral fiber that his parents passed on to him"

but he does forget Obama's name
and which one is his wife and which is his sister



and what does it say that Elizabeth Warren waited for bammy's endorsement before giving her own (which actually counts, vis-a-vis her electoral votes)?
 

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bammy: "...through all his trials he's never once forgotten the values or the moral fiber that his parents passed on to him"

but he does forget Obama's name
and which one is his wife and which is his sister



and what does it say that Elizabeth Warren waited for bammy's endorsement before giving her own (which actually counts, vis-a-vis her electoral votes)?

Don't forget the O'Biden Bama presidency.

 
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