Originally posted by Tye Porter
This one's for you, Crow!
33 things you'll never hear in the Redneck Club!
33. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
32. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
31. Duct tape won't fix that.
30. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
29. We don't keep firearms in this house.
28. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
27. You can't feed that to the dog.
26. I thought Graceland was tacky.
25. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
24. No, it wasn't WA's fault, it was mine.
23. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
17. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
16. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C drive.
10. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
09. My fiance, Nori, is registered at Tiffany's.
08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
07. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
06. Checkmate.
05. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
04. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
03. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Marcia.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
