Originally posted by JoeTheBaptist
Not to meantion lives. Hitting a spike frequently causes the saw to jump back and strike the person using it. He is lucky if it only cuts an arm off. Tree cutters have been beheaded by a chainsaw recoiling from a spike hit.
Yeah, lot's of people make fun of the South, and all it does is prove their ignorance not mine. We do have shoes and indoor plumbing down here among the Clampetts and Bodines. Contrary to popular belief, we don't marry our cousins and such. We don't have sex with animals. We all don't drive 4WD Chevrolets with rebel flags in the rear window. (Although some actually do.) All of our homes aren't mobile homes. We know other words besides Yeehaw, Dawg, and Yawntoo. Atlanta is the home of UPS, Coca-cola, IBM, Delta, Home Depot, and CNN. Not too bad for a bunch of uneducated southern rednecks, eh?
Evertime I check this thread, I find new material to use when I become a stand-up comedian.
