Bar Joke...

[Nazaroo]

An illegal alien, a Communist and a Muslim walk into a bar——








The bar tender says—- “Hello, Mr President”.

 

[genuineoriginal]

I may have heard this one before.

Spoiler

 

[genuineoriginal]

 

[LoneStar]

An illegal alien, a Communist and a Muslim walk into a bar——








The bar tender says—- “Hello, Mr President”.

Ha!

 

[Desert Reign]

The Ayatollah recounts his dream to the President at a diplomatic meeting in Brussels:
I dreamt that all over America were mosques. In every village and and in every precinct. And I could hear the call to prayer all over the land. And there were signs in Arabic everywhere saying 'Praise to Allah'.
The President recounts his dream to the Ayatollah:
I dreamt that all over Iran people were smiling. The women were laughing. In every house there was a swimming pool. On all the street corners were shopping centres and people were driving big cars everywhere. And there were signs everywhere with something written on them.
'Oh. What did these signs say?' asked the Ayatollah.
'I have no idea', replied the president, 'I can't read Hebrew.'

 

[glorydaz]

The Ayatollah recounts his dream to the President at a diplomatic meeting in Brussels:
I dreamt that all over America were mosques. In every village and and in every precinct. And I could hear the call to prayer all over the land. And there were signs in Arabic everywhere saying 'Praise to Allah'.
The President recounts his dream to the Ayatollah:
I dreamt that all over Iran people were smiling. The women were laughing. In every house there was a swimming pool. On all the street corners were shopping centres and people were driving big cars everywhere. And there were signs everywhere with something written on them.
'Oh. What did these signs say?' asked the Ayatollah.
'I have no idea', replied the president, 'I can't read Hebrew.'

Woo Hoo.... :thumb:

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

An illegal alien, a Communist and a Muslim walk into a bar——








The bar tender says—- “Hello, Mr President”.

Funny stuff!!! LOL!

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

The Ayatollah recounts his dream to the President at a diplomatic meeting in Brussels:
I dreamt that all over America were mosques. In every village and and in every precinct. And I could hear the call to prayer all over the land. And there were signs in Arabic everywhere saying 'Praise to Allah'.
The President recounts his dream to the Ayatollah:
I dreamt that all over Iran people were smiling. The women were laughing. In every house there was a swimming pool. On all the street corners were shopping centres and people were driving big cars everywhere. And there were signs everywhere with something written on them.
'Oh. What did these signs say?' asked the Ayatollah.
'I have no idea', replied the president, 'I can't read Hebrew.'

Good one.

 

[LoneStar]

The Ayatollah recounts his dream to the President at a diplomatic meeting in Brussels:
I dreamt that all over America were mosques. In every village and and in every precinct. And I could hear the call to prayer all over the land. And there were signs in Arabic everywhere saying 'Praise to Allah'.
The President recounts his dream to the Ayatollah:
I dreamt that all over Iran people were smiling. The women were laughing. In every house there was a swimming pool. On all the street corners were shopping centres and people were driving big cars everywhere. And there were signs everywhere with something written on them.
'Oh. What did these signs say?' asked the Ayatollah.
'I have no idea', replied the president, 'I can't read Hebrew.'

Ha!

 

[Desert Reign]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

 

[LoneStar]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Advantage or disadvantage?

 

[Foxfire]

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[ok doser]

an Irishman walks out of a bar....



what? it could happen