While it is true that as a Protester, I'm not to willing to work for salvation. But I would be willing to work if the right job came my way. Say something like what the Pope does for a living
Sit up in bed at about 2:00pm and ring for a servant to bring my Bloody Mary so I can get a good start to my day. Then have another servant dress me. Something like a silk night gown would do. Then have the hair dresser put my makeup on. I like a lot of rouge and lipstick. Then it is meal time. My favorite prime rib, rare. Nothing goes better with my second Bloody Mary in as many hours. Then step out onto the balcony where a throbbing crowd is chanting my name. Usually it is pretty hot down there so I like throw water on them to cool their heels. They seem to like it. Then it is off to the Bishop's Ball. For another Bloody Mary of course and to poke fun at the Protesants. Maybe Pin the Tail on the Donkey. But I have to be careful as sometimes late at night I kind of look like one myself.
Well what do you think? Am I ready for prime time Catholic style?
Sit up in bed at about 2:00pm and ring for a servant to bring my Bloody Mary so I can get a good start to my day. Then have another servant dress me. Something like a silk night gown would do. Then have the hair dresser put my makeup on. I like a lot of rouge and lipstick. Then it is meal time. My favorite prime rib, rare. Nothing goes better with my second Bloody Mary in as many hours. Then step out onto the balcony where a throbbing crowd is chanting my name. Usually it is pretty hot down there so I like throw water on them to cool their heels. They seem to like it. Then it is off to the Bishop's Ball. For another Bloody Mary of course and to poke fun at the Protesants. Maybe Pin the Tail on the Donkey. But I have to be careful as sometimes late at night I kind of look like one myself.
Well what do you think? Am I ready for prime time Catholic style?